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Vanessa Stripping

From our good friends at Playboy Magazine, the ridiculously amazing sexy sweet boobacious butt-tastic Kelly Brook in one hot photo spread, including all sorts of costumes, and, more importantly, Kelly Brook summer melons! Run, don’t walk, to your nearest…

Lindsay Lohan locked and loaded and cleavy. (Popoholic) Angelina Jolie tapes up her ta-tas. (BuzzFeed) Coco licks stuff. (CityRag) Britney Spears rocks the tank top. (Celebuzz) There are no stupid questions… except these. (CollegeHumor) Kara DioGuardi gets canned the hard…

How many times must I tell Edita, ‘Don’t wear dresses so short they flash the bottoms of your panties.’ But, you know, I don’t speak Lithuanian, and Edita Vilkeviciute is a smoking hot super model who really doesn’t listen…

(Okay, this may not be true, but it is an ode to my beloved grocery store magazines.) Rumors from Los Angeles suggest that famed glamor girl Kim Kardashian is madly jealous of little sister, Kendall Jenner, who Kim claims…

According to our friends at Maxim, these sexy new Lindsay Lohan pictures were snapped just days before she was hauled off to the clink to have some quiet time for self-reflection and shower gang rape. The Original Ginger does…

I effing lust for Hayley Williams. (Idolator) Kelly Brook and Kristin Cavallari bring cocktail sexiness. (Celebuzz) Jennifer Aniston begs for spermination. (dlisted) Rihanna and Christina Aguilera in nipple slip battle. (CityRag) Nostradamus strikes again. (CollegeHumor) Sofia Vergara dumps on Madonna’s…

With another blast from the past, it’s one of my secret crushes (I guess a secret no longer), Rachel Bilson, truly an underrated hottie. These sexy Rachel Bilson pictures from our friends at InStyle magazine show off this sweet…

Oh, Candice Swanepoel, it’s been far far too long since we’ve seen your world-class sexiness has graced our humble doorway. That amazing body and butt, those boobs, the perfect sales tool for yet another re-invention of the bra by…

Jennifer Love Hewitt plays the naughty schoolgirl. (Celebuzz) Christina Hendricks dazzled as a junior ginger hottie. (BuzzFeed) Beyonce gets all fierce and sexy and shizz. (PopEater) Courteney Cox purrs on the cougar prowl. (PopSugar) Teri Hatcher is all real and…

Crissy Marie Short Skirt

With extreme confidence in my uber-masculinity, I can admit that I’ve always been a Marilyn Monroe fan. When I learned that Billionaire Barbie was playing dress up as Norma Jeane, my candle nearly blew out in the wind. But,…

Shaye Pasquale, my inherited angst counselor says that in a former life I was a piece of plankton drifting aimlessly in the ocean current. That kind of sucks because most people seem to be famous generals or land barons…

The stable of Brazilian supermodel hotties just continues to grow, this time with the high-pricey Marcelle Bittar unexpectedly flashing full single boobage along the runway recently of some important fashion show that I have no idea how important it…

Katy Perry in bra and panties, hmm, cocktease. (HuffPo) Kim Kardashian has perfected the one-shoulder, two boobs look. (Celebuzz) Renee Zellweger new chest leads to Boobgate controversy. (CityRag) Art majors are always the easiest lays ladies. (CollegeHumor) Lindsay Lohan talks…

I was pouring through photos from the premiere of The Expendables, that film where they’re bringing back all the geriatric action heroes who blew all their career dough on women or booze or pretending to be governor; pretty ho…

Will you still ogle me when I’m 45? If Liz Hurley had asked me that question twenty year ago when I was just a baby Egotastic!, I’d probably said, ‘Yeah, right’. But, here I am, two decades later, checking…

It’s funny how the Internet works, well, not funny, but mathematical, but since I’m not so good at math, I just laugh at it. That mathematical formula being primarily the circle, that brings back around previously published pictures with…

This was a rough voting process, and I tried not to let my particular biases and overwhelming lusts get in the way, but Victoria Justice is our winner for hotties at the Teen Choice Awards this past weekend. It…

I know she’s made it on here before, and I know I get requests every time a body part appears in public, but I can’t bring myself to post Lady Gaga on this ‘sexy side of celebrity’ site. She…