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Andie Valentino stripping from a striped bikini

She failed to realize that whores really lost out in the sexual one.

It’s got everything one needs for a great night!

South African hawwwtness to be specific.

Who likes short shorts!

No nipplage if that’s what your after

Why is the girl next door always such a cock tease?

Vanessa Stripping

From our good friends at Playboy Magazine, the ridiculously amazing sexy sweet boobacious butt-tastic Kelly Brook in one hot photo spread, including all sorts of costumes, and, more importantly, Kelly Brook summer melons! Run, don’t walk, to your nearest…

Lindsay Lohan locked and loaded and cleavy. (Popoholic) Angelina Jolie tapes up her ta-tas. (BuzzFeed) Coco licks stuff. (CityRag) Britney Spears rocks the tank top. (Celebuzz) There are no stupid questions… except these. (CollegeHumor) Kara DioGuardi gets canned the hard…

How many times must I tell Edita, ‘Don’t wear dresses so short they flash the bottoms of your panties.’ But, you know, I don’t speak Lithuanian, and Edita Vilkeviciute is a smoking hot super model who really doesn’t listen…

(Okay, this may not be true, but it is an ode to my beloved grocery store magazines.) Rumors from Los Angeles suggest that famed glamor girl Kim Kardashian is madly jealous of little sister, Kendall Jenner, who Kim claims…

According to our friends at Maxim, these sexy new Lindsay Lohan pictures were snapped just days before she was hauled off to the clink to have some quiet time for self-reflection and shower gang rape. The Original Ginger does…

I effing lust for Hayley Williams. (Idolator) Kelly Brook and Kristin Cavallari bring cocktail sexiness. (Celebuzz) Jennifer Aniston begs for spermination. (dlisted) Rihanna and Christina Aguilera in nipple slip battle. (CityRag) Nostradamus strikes again. (CollegeHumor) Sofia Vergara dumps on Madonna’s…

With another blast from the past, it’s one of my secret crushes (I guess a secret no longer), Rachel Bilson, truly an underrated hottie. These sexy Rachel Bilson pictures from our friends at InStyle magazine show off this sweet…

Oh, Candice Swanepoel, it’s been far far too long since we’ve seen your world-class sexiness has graced our humble doorway. That amazing body and butt, those boobs, the perfect sales tool for yet another re-invention of the bra by…

Jennifer Love Hewitt plays the naughty schoolgirl. (Celebuzz) Christina Hendricks dazzled as a junior ginger hottie. (BuzzFeed) Beyonce gets all fierce and sexy and shizz. (PopEater) Courteney Cox purrs on the cougar prowl. (PopSugar) Teri Hatcher is all real and…

Crissy Marie Short Skirt

With extreme confidence in my uber-masculinity, I can admit that I’ve always been a Marilyn Monroe fan. When I learned that Billionaire Barbie was playing dress up as Norma Jeane, my candle nearly blew out in the wind. But,…

Shaye Pasquale, my inherited angst counselor says that in a former life I was a piece of plankton drifting aimlessly in the ocean current. That kind of sucks because most people seem to be famous generals or land barons…