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My list of Hebrew school hotties continues to grow as we add a new, and super worthy Rachel Weisz to the Egotastic! family. Seen here in her photoshoot for GQ magazine, Rachel Weisz bridges the broad divide between hot…

Natalie Portman sexes up the Black Swan premiere. (Celebuzz) Karissa Shannon gives an ass crack peek. (HuffPo) Kendall Jenner shows off her long stems. (GlobalGrind) Anna Paquin, something to sink your teeth into. (AskMen) Is this naughty coed the sexiest…

The popcorn has been popped. The Snuggie for both warmth and discretion has been laid out across my plush leather couch. The cathode ray tube on my ‘81 Trinitron is all warmed up and glowing. All that’s left is…

I’m an admitted tweener when it comes to Maggie Gyllenhaal. On one hand, what’s not to love about a pretty actress who insists on taking every ‘abused naked woman’ role in modern cinema. Yet, when she gets into the…

Honestly, I’m still not sure what Cheryl Tweedy (nee Cole) is famous for, other than being super hot and having a husband who still went off the reservation (and the blindingly obvious commentary about the male of the species…

Kenny, the ageless street grifter who protects my parked car from overnight ‘accidents’ tells me he once dropped a 16-oz cup of scalding hot coffee on his family jewels when Heather Locklear walked by him in a see-through top…

Just when I had written off Kim Kardashian to future babushka status, she goes and hits for the cycle of of celebrity hottie flashing with an outfit that highlights her epic rack, amazing ass, and just to rub it…

When last we met up with Natalia Paris, we had just learned that maybe her kingpin ex-husband was cut-up into pieces and buried in garbage bags and that while this was super sad, we mostly just wanted to ogle…

Jessica Alba whacks Italia for Machete premiere. (Celebuzz) Heidi Montag, we can rebuild her. (Radar) Warning: Bar Rafaeli photos may cause addiction. (AskMen) A salute to celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. (Celebslam) Natalie Portman looking ridiculously hot. (Popoholic) Kim Kardashian is a…

Well, you know, my love for Billionaire Barbie is boundless, and I hate to pile on when the heiress is down on her luck following a recent arrest for cocaine possession in Sin City, but, how could I pass…

Can we talk privately? I’d like to think we have that kind of relationship now. I kind of have a thing for female tennis players, not all of them, but, you know, the select, sweaty, muscular butt and legtastic,…

Oh, my, how they grow up fast these days. We have been hoping, hoping and praying, for the barely legal Selena Gomez to start acting more, well, barely legal. The first glimpses are a’coming. Starting here with a first…

Super sexy Jessica Alba has been letting loose lately, and, I like it! In the past month, she’s been flashing the Egotastic! world see-through tops and upskirts at a head-spinning speed. Maybe Jessica Alba is finally tiring of the…

An Open Letter to Blake Lively Boobs: My dearest Blake Lively fun bags. How you enchant me. With your plumpness, squished into tight spaces, flowing up and spilling out of the tops the whole world wishes you would simply…

While the Piranha 3-D movie continues to lag at the box office, my lust for Kelly Brook continues to grow ever more. Seems like a fair trade actually. From piranha to Playboy, Kelly Brook hotness just keeps sinking deeper…

Fergie spreads her eagle. (Idolator) Lindsay Lohan flashes some boobage. (Celebuzz) Oldies but goodies: nip slip smorgasbord. (CityRag) Salma Hayek cleavage is insane. (Popoholic) 50 Cent aims his truth gun at pole dancers. (BuzzFeed) Katy Perry hotness crosses cultural divide….

Someday, I’d like to be a probation officer for wayward celebrity hotties: Hello, Ms. Hilton, I’m going to need to check your high thigh GPS bracelet. Are we hiding something in our shirt today, Ms. Lohan? C’mon, Martha Stewart,…

Cameron Diaz is a tweener for me. She can look amazing. She can look, well, not quite so amazing. And I’m not such a big fan of the movie work, but, when all decked out in a super short…

Why is it so difficult to find great shots of my number one Hebrew school hottie, Natalie Portman? She can shear her hair and hide behind her Ivy League disaffection, I’m still going to lust after this petite sexy…

Mmm, weed. I mean, mmm, Mary Louise Parker. After marijuana becomes legal, so too must my unholy and nearly indescribable lust for the hot mom of Weeds. Not since the previously straight Meredith Baxter-Birney graced the cathode ray tubes…