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Who the hell is Jaime Lynn? Jaime Lynn, like pretty much every girl on this site, takes her clothes off so that photographers can take pictures of her naked, presumably, for people to look at and (ahem) enjoy at their leisure. Unlike most girls presented on this site, Jaime's been awarded a couple of honors besides the usual anonymous ones awarded by viewers (ahem) enjoying her pictures and videos. She was Penthouse Pet of the Year 2006 and *High Times* *first* "Ganja Goddess". Basically she's famous for being naked. (Preview video in full blog entry.)

Bree Olson talks a lot. Normally this would be purely bad thing, as girls in porn generally don't have a whole lot of interesting things to say. Bree doesn't either really, but it's marginally informative. For example, when she's sticking her finger inside her vagina, she tells us how wet and tight it is. This isn't *terribly* interesting (something like "Oh my god, that's where I left the pogo stick!" would be more so), but at least it *adds* something; for all we know her vagina is drier than beef jerky. In any case, I think Bree has something good going with her dirty talk, but you be the judge. (Video preview after cut.)

A recent addition to the girls of First Time Videos, Kylee seems sort of... how the French say... dumb. That's all right, though. She's full of spirit. I think the perverts of the world can forgive potential ditziness if it's caused by the sort of spirit that makes a girl be a stripper and do things like going to whorehouses to have prostitutes put big, black dildos into their not-quite-used-up vaginas. Kylee isn't really the annoying sort of dumb, though. She's the charming sort, with an fresh sort of innocence; the kind of innocence that you attain when you go to whorehouses to have prostitutes put big, black dildos in your vagina.

Random-ish image for you. I was sort of taken by this photo from Met-Art shot by Erro of a new model, Pia. It's really just a gorgeous photo of a great looking model. The way her face is framed by her raven hair, her bedroom eyes, and her slightly pouty lips just makes this one of the more alluring images I've seen in a while. Add to that, her absolutely perfectly shaven pussy is really the icing on the cake. Anyway, I just wanted to share this image. I'm a little undecided about putting a small sampler set together, so if you want to see more of Pia, leave a comment or something.

For the past few days I've had a minor obsession with the model Antea from the site errotica-archives. For one thing she's cute as button, with bright eyes, and a sly smile. She's also got small breasts with puffy nipples, and an firm, round butt. In other words, she's an all around great looking specimen of femininity. This is all fine and good, but what started this mild obsession was that I was watching one of the videos from that site, *Tease*, which features Antea. It's sort of a fairly standard nudie clip, Antea strips and dances a little bit. I'm enjoying it because A) Antea is just really cute, and B) Antea is ***really*** cute. Well, halfway through the video something caught my eye: Antea has really beautiful inner labia (pussy lips or "mud flaps", just in case you need a translation.)

Sex: we love it, but it's kind of boring to watch. In film it tends to be a dissapointing dead end. There is only so much you can do with something as simple as Peg A fitting into Slot B. I can't say I've sat through many porn flicks all the way though without fast fowarding *through* the sex scenes, let alone *actually* watching internet clips longer than 3 minutes. This is why it's always a pleasant surprise to find a film about *sex* that's even the least bit engaging through its entirety. *Crash* (1997), directed by David Cronenberg, and not to be confused with the 2005 movie of the same title, is one of the few movies about sex that manages to be about sex and avoid banality.

The Venus of Willendorf is one of the first examples of the human form in art, and it seems appropriate to lead off this blog by discussing its significance in our culture. Experts date this relic to around 24,000 BC, which is to that about twenty-six centuries have passed since some pervert took a rock and carved a couple of boobies and a hoo-ha (and most likely masturbated to it like a 12 year-old boy with stuck in the bathroom at his grandmother's house with a Macy's underwear ad). It's basically *really* old. It's also generally one of the first things that you encounter during a survey course on art history. I wonder, sometimes, if it deserves a such a hallowed spot in the history of our culture. After all, when it all comes down to it, it's just smut.